catburger:

person: [is already attractive]

person: [gets dirty/bloody]

me: holy SHIT

worldsworstfather:

angel, descending from the heavens: D͓̼́͝O̧͕̹ ̣̳̥͜N̸̷̢̠̹̻͖Ǫ͉͘͟T̮̺ ̗̮͚̱̩͖̫B͏̷̩̝͇̞̤̹E͇͚͈͘ ̵̫̮̘Ą̲͉̲̟͓͖̠̳́ͅF̛͚̱̭̺̯̣͘R͙̙̹A̢̗̙̹̭̰͉ͅI̡̢͕̮͖̬̳͇̘̕D̬̥͡

me: damn…u single???

angel:

me:

angel: not to blaspheme but;jesus christ

ruiwen-art:

Archer Wheenie ~~
 I spent 2h on getting her face right ; v ;  I also realized how dumb my previous designs were… so I had to change some things. I will think more while designing HwaByul outfits.

kanzhie:

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Best fucking tweet 😂

latenightskates:

do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame

clockworkkitten47:

my-moonlight-us:

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Big cats 😻😻

Units

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

wifihunters:

sinking site aside: a replacement card for the balance between commander vs arlessa (old one of two years ago) 

mercynerfs:

some overwatch players have never played a support character in their lives and it shows

ommanyte:

Some of you don’t get to the cloud district very often and it shows

pythondyke:

goddammit-kirk:

“That’s a funny trick to play on god” is so fucking raw and powerful but it was said by this man in reference to a video game on YouTube

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Are you forgetting the fact it was spoken about this wretched spore creation

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